Entries by Gordon Ottershaw

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Kariong vs Barnstoneworth D South Report

A very relaxed Barnstoneworth team was manning the sideline at Kariong Oval, when your correspondent arrived, struggling under the combined harassment of children, folding chairs, dogs and an appalling hangover. The team was apparently unconcerned with the need to warm up before the match, being too busy trying to shield themselves from the positively Baltic […]

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Barnstoneworth C vs Kariong Report

How you regard Saturday’s game against Kariong depends very much on which of the following philosophical standpoints most coincides with your world view : ‘Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live, and is full of misery’ ‘It’s not a matter of life and death, it’s much more serious than […]

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Barnstoneworth DS vs Umina Report

Barnstoneworth approached this game against table leaders Umina in a slight state of trepidation, having been defeated roundly at the last meeting. Discovering that the match was to be adjudicated by the same female referee who’d delivered a poultice of penalties a few weeks before at Wyoming didn’t improve matters, but umpires’ decisions are fickle […]